Every once in awhile, I post funny things kids say. Here are a few that I actually remembered to put in my journal.
We were driving back from Philly at the end of spring break when the younger three had this conversation:
PJ: I’m gonna’ be Jake’s grandpa. ‘Cause he’s not getting married.
NOTE: Obviously, PJ does not understand family relations.
Jake: Well, I don’t know. I might get married.
Maddie Oh, he will. I know it deep in my heart. He will.
Jake: I just may not find the correct woman. She has to love Jesus and obey the laws of Scripture.
Dave and I looked each other and almost laughed, since he sounded like such a little legalist. He did study Moses in Bible class this spring. Maybe that was it.
Dave said, “And she needs to be smokin’ hot.”
Jake: Why does she have to be smokin’ hot?
We stopped at a gas station (same trip) and Dave cleaned the windshield. “Whoa!” PJ said, “Daddy’s shaving the car.”
And here’s one that made my English-teacher heart go thump-thump:
PJ: Movies are better than books.
Me: No! Books are way better.
Maddie: Yeah, books ARE better. You can store pictures in your mind.